Tiff's Famous One-liners

I need to start recording these crazy one-liners that come out of my mouth. I surprise even myself sometimes.

This morning Paul told me "If that is what you want to do, live your dreams- baby!"

My reply, "Can you keep up with my them?" (I was referring financially....some of my dreams require money).

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A couple Sundays ago, I was quietly sitting with the family waiting for Sacrament meeting to start. I was a tad bit tired and not wanting to be bothered (our church time is right during a much needed nap time). Paul reached over and pulled my skirt down a few inches, I guess I was showing too much leg or my knee! Heaven forbid! After giving him a scowl, I leaned over to him and growled, "Mind your own business and pray for your life!"

Paul thought that was so terse and un-polite that he recorded it in his little black notebook.